Run No. 167 - 13th May 2006
Question: What do you get when two pretty Hashettes lead you on??
Answer: VERY WET EXTREMITIES!!! READ ON.
Hash number 16? (The Scribess and the Grand Master still been otherwise engaged, hence the ‘?’ (Stop it you two.)) took place in Mtwapa. An impressive pack, for Mombasa, gathered at The Moorings with two virgins, Alice of Wonderland and the Imperial Sujay – Karibuni. The Hare, Hot Looong One (not Looong Hot One) with her Co-Hare, the famous Kama Sutra lead the pack to KWETU Training Centre where the trail was to start, except that part of the trail was under water by the time the pack arrived!
The two bitc--- scratched their heads as the phenomenon of ocean tides, the full moon and other cycles were pointed out to them by Mzee Mouth the replacement Grand Master. Just in case you are wondering KWETU is next to Mtwapa Creek.
Not easily discouraged the pack set off and were soon milling around and howling at the edge of what was now a mangrove swamp!! A few brave FRBs waded in while the sissies followed the waters edge but were eventually forced to take a dunking. Two kilometres on through the brown waters with the females exposing more & more as trousers were rolled up. “Good resistance training for thighs” was Horny Sunset’s comment as she measured up hers against everyone elses.
Dry ground at last by KWETU’s fish ponds and disturbing lovers at the waters edge the pack took the uphill trail to the wet hold where the local brew was much appreciated, although Cock Teaser was too wet and itchy to do any teasing. Home stretch and Mzee Mouth conducted his numbers classes at the end.
Down downs were had at the Moorings and the virgins broken in to the Hash traditions by the Grand Master. Congratulations to Horny Sunset who is tying the knot. Might be time to change her name to Horny SunRISE.