Run No. 168 - 20th May 2006
Question: What is the definition of a Scribe?
Answer: A pen & paper terrorist.
Hash number 168, (Oh joy! The Grandmaster R’Hole and the Scribess Wet Hole were back at last) took place in Mtwapa again. An impressive pack gathered at Aslam’s Farm near Jumba with last week’s virgins coming again. It being Horny Sunset’s birthday, the pack regaled her with their version of the Happy Birthday song before taking up the trail set by the Hare Vibrator and his Co-Hare the Erect Ahmed.
On On could soon be heard as the FRBs sped off. Being really a pup at heart the Co-Hare could not resist the excitement and was soon running at the head of the pack. The trail took the pack through rows and rows of maize and the local totos soon became part of the pack. No stops on this one and no trees either to shelter from the sun. The pack were soon divided as the tiny but plentiful hillocks and the heat took its toll. The madafus waiting back at the farm motivated the FRBs to finish pretty fast and after the pit stop, Mouth, Ahmed the Erect, & Black Meat decided to do trail once again!!
Sun brunt by now the rest of the pack straggled in led by the cool & Imperial Shahzad a.k.a. Hard Slag. Madafus never tasted better. As most of the pack were attending the Yacht Club dinner that evening, no down downs was held. Custard apples from the farm making up for that. The GM may be leaving for the land of Papa Doc & Voodoo, while Horny Sunset is off to the land of Bush and Consumerism – Safari Njema you two.